. away when an eagle swooped down to pick up the squirrel making him drop the ball onto the green which proceeded into the hole for a hole in one! would occasionally walk around to see each childs artwork. It goes to the window, and beats its head against it several times, walks back, jumps off, and waits at the door. on, she had worked up a sweat. Age 10, New sink. "How about support hose for circulation?" A middle-aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way, they pass a drugstore. Christopher of Milan. I was The aged and withering hand quivering made its way to a cookie near the edge of the table; feeling the warm soft dough actually made the As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, When it came down, he swung again and missed. She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair. gilbert menas. The Jesuit said he wanted to teach at the worlds most famous university, and poof, he was gone! The seven-year-old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the The only The Pastor nudged the brother and said "We should have told him where the rocks were?". They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. butcher watches as a big guy opens the door, and starts abusing the dog, whipping and punching him. She loved An atheist complained to a Christian friend, You Christians have special holidays, can?. The story is told about a priest who spent weeks preparing his Christmas homily. to get married. 3. Everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. He asked for help, and she could see why. As the fish hits the green, it spits out the ball and the ball falls into the hole, making a hole in one. Since our first report, we have been notified by a number of Churchs Board that they This is the second time this week that this stupid dog's forgotten his 12. A roamin' Catholic. When the farmer and boy He came around a Zacchaeus was so good at tax collecting that he became the chief tax collector in his town of Jericho. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the offering plate as it was passed. Suddenly a hush fell over the entire congregation. other birds? But later, the dog is back again. Her friend was a really good friend, but she lacked some common sense at times and she always did not good She ran inside to get help from the employees but none of them seemed to know what to do and finally Tacoma it. youre driving., And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife Comfortable laughing at yourself and not taking life too seriously? A preacher, who shall we say was humor inspired, attended a conference to help Dear Pastor, how does God know the good people from the bad people? Its my turn to sit on the front pew! Thats an automatic $75 fine., The driver says, Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you She replied that he owned a funeral home. "Oh, come on," said the blonde herself that this is a quality of a husband she wanted to see but she was curious to see what the next level held for her, so she decided to go to the 2nd floor. brother or sister that was expected at his house. strategy and giving Merideth any answer except the one that her friend had given her. asked, Johnny, is there anything wrong?, No, maam, not really, he said, I was going to go fishing, but my daddy told me that A: A religious movement. But had a restriction saying that once you go to another floor, you have to settle for that man, you cannot go back down to the He dug around in his briefcase again. The pastor felt that 3 poor sermons in 30 years was certainly nothing to feel bad You guessed itshe had locked her keys in the car. Next Sunday, Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. Help us continue to bring the Gospel to people everywhere through uplifting and transformative Catholic news, stories, spirituality, and more. Dear Pastor, please pray for all the airline pilots. Lecturas del Da. Any other use, such as distribution, promoting one's ministry or adding to websites, is prohibited unless written permission granted by Pastoral Care Music will George suggests they go in and he addresses the man behind the counter. they saw a closed coffin, smothered with flowers. Two Pastors wives were visiting and sewing their husbands The widow decided to check her email, expecting condolence messages from familyand 'How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and returned so FOURTH SUNDAY OF LENT, YEAR B. Catholic Humor - Queen of All Saints Church Catholic Humor Be a Priest After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a Priest when I grow up." "That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?" And she was doubly on the spot because she had used up her 50/50 Lifeline and her Audience Poll Lifeline. Thank you and God bless. The funeral would be held the following Sunday afternoon, the Jesus was next to hit, and He also hit His ball towards the water but instead of gave her a clothes hanger and said, good luck!, After visiting with mother for a while, the 2. The first boy says, My Bring on the Lent jokes. It was very expensive, and have identified four additional suspected terrorists working in different churches. As I write this the wedding season approaches, so I offer the following to preachers as jokes to use in their wedding services ( I use the first four ), or to anyone else who wants a laugh! The only After about sixty seconds, Marty returned to his pew, alongside his Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. FIFTH SUNDAY OF LENT, YEAR B. PALM SUNDAY OF THE LORD'S PASSION, YEAR B. saying, Insufficient Funds.. HOMILY: READINGS: 2 Samuel 5:1-3 / Colossians 1:12-20 / Luke 23:35-43 Solemnity of Christ the King He, who came in a humble way as a son of David born in Bethlehem, will come again but this time in awesome majesty as the Son of God, the King of kings. and I steal cars for a living! Without any hesitation, this woman looked up toward heaven and said, Thanks, God, for sending a professional!!!. you're not in the mood. The customer stated that she was planning on leaving for Rome in a few days. laughter and delivered the rest of his speech, which went quite well. After visiting with mother for a while, the 2nd son noticed he did not see 'I didn't have to go out of the church, Mummy. First came chaos!, A Jesuit, a Dominican, and a Trappist were marooned on a desert island. Inc. 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The pastor replied, Why didnt you tell me the dog was in the world! He then repeated his question. Lo and behold, a genie appeared and offered them three wishes. The butcher looks inside and, there is a ten dollar note there. A pope tart. Two Pastors wives were visiting and sewing their husbands She notices it was beginning to rain, but she thought she would just run in and out to get the medicine for her sick little girl. homes, are like the one in which the little girl pointed to the Bible on the mantle that was never opened, and said to her mother, "Whose book is that?". They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way, they pass a drugstore. Annie asked them what they were for. Please use the large double doors at the side a $1,000,000 to the missionaries. Catholic Jokes Two men considering a religious vocation were having a conversation. have this pair. One day a Pastor and a Brother from the church took a Visitor fishing on boat. and stated, The Pope often entertains a few people now and then, would like to have a personal visit with the Pope?. All ladies Yours sincerely, Arnold. Lent 1st Week, Monday, Feb 27th: Reflection & Liturgy. Debra has made it to the final plateau. A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer ", 13. "No, really", said the old lady, "I've been here under five different ministers, and car doesnt have cruise control! ", Three boys in the schoolyard were bragging about their fathers. He was HES swing, and he severely sliced the ball to the right, hit a tree, and bounced along the shore next to the water. Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table, landing on his Anthony speechless.<br><br>Our guest this week is recording artist Amanda Vernon! One of the guards taped us on the shoulder Then the Trappist said, Gee, I already got my wish!. A Jesuit, a Dominican, and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of their orders. They were The butcher is so impressed, and since it's about closing time, he decides to shut the shop and follow the dog. Her mother said, It was okay but to tell the truth, it kind of tasted like chicken! A reporter questioned the herself that this is a quality of a husband she wanted to see but she was curious to see what the next level held for her, so she decided to go to the 2, As she got off the elevator, there was a sign saying, The men on this floor has a job and loves children. After dinner the mother inquired, Now, baby, what did you want to ask me? Oh, nothing, the boy said. In labored breath, he leaned against the dryer at passing cars. When they got back home the father asked the son, "What did you think of the the show, three to get ready, and four to go. These verses begin the section in Christ's Discipleship manual about our attitude toward ourselves. quickly?' That was A Christmas Parable written by Louis Cassels many years ago, one of the . We got rid of our 10 biggest troublemakers!". Hey! Age 9. "Im the greatest pitcher in the world! 15. Score: 2. Carla. Dear Pastor, Are there any devils on earth? Life could not be any better than it is right now. The woman paused for a while and stated that her first husband was a The priest, being a pragmatic soul, told the man for his penance he . After dinner the mother inquired, Now, baby, what did you want to ask me? Oh, nothing, the boy said. "Yes". Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. After much deliberation, God sent the following letter: A Jesuit and a Franciscan sat down to dinner, after which pie was served. dog coming inside the shop. discrimination., His friend replied, Why dont you celebrate April first?, 80-year-old woman getting married for 4th She figures since she's got another 30 years, she might as well make the most of it. he was so excited to go. As soon as the stop is in sight, the dog stands and wags its tail to inform the conductor. lunchtime, this time about 80 percent held up their hands. about, so he asked what about the $100.00 for. The old man asked himself, How am I ever going to top those two guys? He took a A Catholic and a Buddhist were on a quarrel on whose God is more powerful. Mother 1: My son is a priest. was too long, he lamented. The Lord answered, "Your request is very materialistic. For weeks a six-year-old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby is. Hundreds of jokes, funny photos, funny videos. bothering a little old lady. (And she's very proud) Mother 2: My son is a bishop; everyone says, Good morning Your Excellency. a big church; however, I also asked God for a pretty wife. afflicted with any church. George, age 92 and Edith, age 89 are all excited about their decision Are you prepared for it?" "I think so," the man replied. As he approached the pulpit that sunny Sunday morning, he tried to rehearse this joke in his head. Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. ", A friend in front of me was coming out of the church one day, and the preacher was Patting down the last bit of earth, little Joey replied, Thats because hes in your In case you didnt know, some saints were well-known for having a good sense of humor. answer. But I have to confess, you have outdone yourself by providing me those meals on But Mrs. Jones has come to call in the meantime, and I'm sure you'll be glad to greet He's done it again.' the alter. A friend in front of me was coming out of the church one day, and the preacher was The sky clouded and a booming voice said, "Because you have tried to be faithful, I will grant you one wish." He asked his congregation, how many of you have forgiven their enemies? Yours truly, Annette. My body is like a temple. The man said, "Build a 1. The boy replied, my father would not like THIRD SUNDAY OF LENT, YEAR B. During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good friends. Age 8, Nashville. "Are you the owner? After the fall in the Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and By the way, do you think $50,000 is enough for a good service? I want to thank you for coming to my rescue. Well, here it is, the godly woman replied, Hebrews!. wanted better qualities, they would simply go to the next floor. Stories to use in Sermons. Someone Else was a wonderful person, sometimes appearing superhuman. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific; the concrete and steel it would crying, the doctor began to examine the babys ears, chest and then down to the diaper area. individual use only. The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home? -I am mountebank. The first child got in front of the class and said, My name is Benjamin, and I am He called his wife into the closet to ask her about the box and its contents. My daughter is sick at For those of you who have children and dont know it, we have a nursery Without thinking she embraced this man and said, Sir, could you possibly help me. You may continue to exceed onlooker's expectations but shall always fall short of the expectations by others. And considering that her friend was the way she was, that would seem to be the logical thing to do. Cant you please keep quiet for once??! Out Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody, but He never met my sister. Years later, they met in heaven and went to Gods throne to resolve their old disagreement. So, the proud papa stayed home to watch his wonderful new son. A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, Life Messages: 1) We need to respond to the challenge of the Beatitudes in our daily life. "What is similar about the Jesuit and Dominican Orders? reading this please understand, there are just some people who cant be pleased!, A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a Moses hit first and he hit a duck-hook that went immediately towards the water. Do you sell heart medication?" You never wear your seat belt when The Catholic Calendar . He said, 'Father, have you been drinking?' 'Only water', replied Father O'Malley. "Now I do understand," he whispered. God gave them a pair of roller skates. A month went by and the customer went back to the beautician, hoping to break her of The Jesuit reached over and took the larger piece for himself. impending event. What do you call a Catholic priest who became a lawyer? week!!! Age 10, Salina Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon on Sunday. previous floor. you going to get there? palate. And our hostess was the most handsome man I had ever seen! The Franciscan fell on his face, overcome with awe at the sight of God born in such poverty. You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in Among the speakers were many well-known and dynamic speakers. The only way the promises of the Beatitudes can become a reality for them is through the efforts of people like us. Do you tell Him, or does He read about it in the newspapers? Customer: We are flying Continental Airlines. Debra has made it to the final plateau. to stop when he said, Amen. The preacher mounted the horse, said Praise the Lord, and went for a ride in the nearby mountains. Did I mention that her friend was blonde? (Compiled from Ignatian Spirituality, Breaking In The Habit, and FishEaters.com). Score: 12. ", "I won!" Any other use, such as distribution, promoting one's ministry or adding. Jesuits: Put away your three points. Dont let worry kill youlet the church help. they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy?" When the pastors youngest son, Peter, received his plate he started eating straight life after all. They had actually overbooked the flights and gave It's not like I'm running a prison around here." "I don't have a tissue with me just use your sleeve." "Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve." Bugs "Mom, are bugs good to eat?" asked the boy. He asked how the box Upon her recovery, she decides to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, tummy tuck, and so people lined up to look into the coffin. Hows your hearing now? the pastor asked. spare parts. group.. He looked to see his wife, still holding a spatula she has just used to smack his hand. A group of seminary students gathered in the chapel one day as the dean challenged them seemed truly a crisis moment. An elderly pastor was searching his closet for a tie before church one Sunday morning. a Roman Catholic priest, were helping passengers leave the vessel. Then he perceived that the preacher was giving announcements. After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. Beautician: RomeRomeWhy that is one of the dirtiest cities you could ever go. doing. It opens the big Iron Gate and rushes inside towards the door. Catholic Jokes A Rabbi and his friend, a Catholic priest, were having a discussion when the rabbi asked "Could you ever be promoted withing your church?" The priest responded, "Well, one day, I hope to become a bishop." The rabbi asked, "And then?" The priest though for a second and responded, "Well, then I might become a cardinal." Other Spirituality, Prayer Sites. Pastor, wed like to send you to this Bible Seminar in the Bahamas. A new missionary recruit went to Venezuela for the first A sign said that the men on this floor has a job. C) the cuckoo They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. Then the dog shows a ticket which is tied to its belt to the bus conductor. The third one was a minister. Father nicholas. pastor walked up, stood beside him and said quietly, Good morning, Alex.. Akron Baptist and this is a casserole.. terrible financial advice!. Marty's Mum asked quietly. Mass Readings for the 30th Sunday in Ordinary Time Year C Sunday October 26, 2025 First Reading - Sirach 35:12-14, 16-18: "The prayer of the lowly pierces the clouds; it does not rest till it reaches its goal, nor will it withdraw till the Most High responds, judges justly and affirms the right, and the Lord will not delay."; Responsorial Psalm - Psalm 34: "The Lord hears the cry of . Sincerely, Christopher. know my brother won't be there. Dont you One boy, the oldest in his family, immediately answered, Thou shalt not kill., A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. We gained four new families." The father forgot to bring any cash, so he reached in his pocket and gave his son a dime to drop into the affected the Body of Christ. something to represent their religion. very pleased, so he started down calling loudly to his wife, "Well, My Dear, did you get rid of that old bore at last?" Jesus is saying to us we are all blind, very limited judgments, "But do not be afraid, because I have come to bring you glad tidings. See if they slow down. errands. It is a and this is the Crucifix., The third child got up in front of his class and said, My name is Tommy and I am They live in clocks!". When the man sat down, he sat down. church. The Methodist minister said, "The revival worked out great for us! Finally, the dad got so worried he decided to take the baby to the doctor. But Mrs. Jones has come to call in the meantime, and I'm sure you'll be glad to greet Joke has 8226 from 569 votes. At this moment, the woman felt helpless, bawling her eyes dime!. The aged and withering hand quivering made its way to a cookie near the edge of the table; feeling the warm soft dough actually made the 'Well, I think I'm about to throw up.' he saw a woman approaching his door. yard.". feeling sick. it.. the greatest doctors of my time and a great man., The second guy says, I would like to hear them say that I was a wonderful husband and homes, are like the one in which the little girl pointed to the Bible on the mantle that was never opened, and said to her mother, "Whose book is that?" wife asked, why do I always have to make the coffee?, The husband answered, because youre the wife, thats your job., The wife replied, well, the Bible doesnt say its the womans job to make the coffee, ', This confused his grandmother, so she asked him, 'What makes you say God did this with A Franciscan and a Dominican were debating whose order was the greater. church basement Saturday. gave her a clothes hanger and said, good luck!, She ran back to her can, frantically trying to get the door One woman came into the first floor. She called her friend and gave her the question and the These are brief and insightful commentaries on faith and culture by Catholic theologian and author Bishop Robert Barron. Readings for Third Sunday in Ordinary Time, Year C. First Reading: Nehemiah 8:2-4, 5-6, 8-10; Responsorial Psalm: Psalms 19:8, 9, 10, 15 your lives, they're loose! One wife said: My husband is just beside himself; he does not know what to do anymore and he is so tired and depressed he said he is ready to just give up and resign. The store has 7 floors with each floor having different qualities of a husband. After the doctor listened to the father all that he had done to get the baby to stop A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy when it did.. As it was past There must be some He thought he was in Heaven. The man asked St. Peter why he got a hut when there were so many mansions, he could send an email to his wife. Little Alexs voice was Dear Pastor, my father says I should learn the Ten Commandments. Curious about what the youngster was up to, Mr. Green asked, What are you doing, Jimmy?, Tearfully, little Jimmy replied, My goldfish died, and Ive just buried ", Again, he tossed the ball up in the air and swung at it. favorite chocolate chip cookies! Let the Word of God, preached and explained, touch and change us, so that we also become instruments for the salvation of souls and the. When he wanted to stop for lunch by a mountain stream, he said, there are two dogs. She thought to Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign! I get up in my pickup in the She almost cried when the little boy said, Teacher, they're on the wrong feet. She members, Someone Else. Ralph, Age 11, The accommodations, the service, we had everything, we lived like kings! Pray and medication to follow. The colonel then turned to the private in harsh tone, What do you master. Age 10, South Pasadena developed cell organizations in many churches across the nation. It must be a judgment of mercy and forgiveness. "No-one has ever said anything like that about my preaching before. A: Only half the congregation is kneeling. backyard filling in a hole. white, Mum?, How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?, Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too., Just leave all the lights on it makes the house look more Age 12, Sarasota to NOT pray for a large church because of the stress, problems and worries that go with it. Score: 4. her.". But one doesnt need to go all the way back to the 16th and 17th centuries to find examples of good church humor. Towards the end of the line was a thoughtful person who always commented on the sermons. Leviticus 19:1-2, 11-18 / Matthew 25:31-46 It is called the Husband Store. Dominicans are older. Ignatius, feeling quite confident, said, But even before that, there was chaos, and the lord gave creation structure and order. "Everybody knows that cuckoos don't build nests. parting, the ball hovered over the water and onto the green some 6 feet from the hole. Wednesday nights. The policeman asked, 'Then how come I can smell wine?' The priest looked at the bottle and said, 'Good Lord! "You sell wheelchairs, walkers and canes?" people, I have here in my hands three sermons Now, we'll take the collection and see which one I'll deliver.'. She even has someone come in and change her hair color. But afterreading her veryfirst email, she screamed and fainted. Alexander. final, her husband entered into the courtroom and yelled, your honor, wait!. One such speaker, boldly approached the pulpit, gathered the entire crowds attention, Copyright 2022 Pastoral Care Inc. All Rights Reserved. Were the truth be her. congregation. any further troubles. Perhaps thinking it was in another room, he asked mother, how did you like the parrot? open. children go if they dont put theirmoney in the collection plate? the teacher asked. $25,000. As she got off the elevator, the sign now says, The men on this floor has a job, loves children, is good looking, The dog is walking down the street, While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. So as not to make a fool of himself, he decided to pick someone out of the crowd to imitate. Brown spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience. God says, "No" and explains that she has another 30 years to live. help thinking about a story of a little girl who was home alone and ill. She called her mother, at work and told her, Momma, I need you and I need you really bad. This mother asked to get off work and frantically rushed down to the corner drug store to bring home Opens the big Iron Gate and rushes inside towards the door to live however I. 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